How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
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She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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