If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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