I wish I could punch you in the face.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
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i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
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Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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