High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
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Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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