im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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