He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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