Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
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My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
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You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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