Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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