just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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