i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
And the cops told us we were all naked.
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my cup is half full, half full of rum.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
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We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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