They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
