I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
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That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
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How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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