remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
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You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
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I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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