We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
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I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
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We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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