The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
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Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
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i think my cat just said my name.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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