He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
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