so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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