i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
you're hired as official boob wrangler
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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