i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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