that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
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Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
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FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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