ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
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I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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