Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
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