Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
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"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
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after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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