the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ ðŸ‘ðŸ¼
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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