He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
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side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize