I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
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it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize