just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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