How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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