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say what?
wanna hang out?
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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