I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
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I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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