i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
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She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
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