Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
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Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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