it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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