Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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