Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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