some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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