I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Randomize
