That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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