Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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