Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
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The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
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I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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