i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
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FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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