We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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