All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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