Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
We are two peas in an std pod
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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