After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
