why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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