He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
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I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
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Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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