Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
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finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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