The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Randomize
