Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
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my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
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You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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