I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
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How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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