I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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