Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
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McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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