Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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