I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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